17.3.08

"American" Food

It's not too hard to find American food in the Finnish stores. The only problem is that this food isn't really American, as in something that people in America eat and consider American. Instead, this food just has an American flag motif on it and large portions.


There are lots of different kinds of chip dip mixes in Finland, so I have no idea what makes this distinctly American. But look, there's a picture of an American flag on it and a bulb of garlic!


Some European people think that the majority of American restaurants are like this. I'd say only 49% are.


The typical American restaurant, however, doesn't usually have a statue of John Belushi outside.


And who doesn't remember eating Amerikan pastillejas as a child?


Mmm...Milk chocolate lentils!


Come on! Everyone knows that bacon comes from Canada!


And then there is American-style pizza. I've learned that this just means that it has a thick crust. You know, like Chicago-style.


American hamburger dressing. Obviously.


Popcorn is American too.

Oh wait, I found real American stuff too.


A small bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch for $7.22, because "luxury is the ultimate comfort."

4 comments:

Unknown said...

Yum, yum!! I've got to get some of those chocolate covered lentils. They sound like a true taste sensation!

Mary said...

Fiddle Faddle and Shake n Bake? Lulzville.

Indie said...

Where to even begin on clearing up misconceptions about Americans??? I am sure all our conceptions about other countries are similarly misguided. I met some businessmen on the train to London who asked me if my life in California was like Baywatch. Anyway, the grocery store in England was a wonderland to me too. I felt like I'd been zapped into an alternate universe, where it was all in my language, and obviously tritely commercial, yet completely unfamiliar. So in Finland, America=luxury/comfort/ large portions/Hollywood. Thank you, commercial television.

Franco and Margarita said...

I didn't notice and Beverages. Do they have something American to drink like "Bud Lite"? Maybe Miller's High Life or something more Traditional like Sam Adam's.